my name is allison.

if i had to describe myself in three words, they would be clever, whiny, and flammable.

i’m twenty one and i like people, places, and things. i go to college in illinois but have been declared an honorary canadian but not one, but two real life canadians. i will graduate with a degree that declares me a perfect candidate for homelessness or living with my parents. my life, my choices. i'm an rper but that's for a separate blog. or here when i'm lazy.

i like movies, tv, books, football, hockey, gin, and food.

i’m told by some people that i’m a delight. i’m also told by other people that i’m a stupid bitch.

i like to think i’m somewhere in the middle

currently invested in: 50/50, joseph gordon-levitt's stupid face, anna kendrick, mason raymond, the vancouver canucks, armie hammer, garrett hedlund, the green bay packers, the asshole jamie dornan, once upon a time, the hunger games, game of thrones, parks and recreation, and otters.

you should know that i am extremely codependent on lindsay. i talk at her a lot, yell at her in my tags, and leave her lots of creepy messages in the small hours of the morning. ours is an intense hoemance.

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sealcat:

rawrzuhlind:

00sjams:

Everything Is Alright | Motion City Soundtrack

I am young, but I am willing to learn, and I mean to devote my life to the service of my country and my people. I look for your help in this. I know I shall not be disappointed. Thank you.

The Young Victoria; 2009

Catching his own pass, like a boss.

Josh Hutcherson & Jennifer Lawrence | Hollywood Reporter Shoot

lalalalovely:

Top TV Characters (in no particular order) | Tyra Collette, Friday Night Lights

Two years ago, I was afraid of wanting anything. I figured wanting would lead to trying and trying would lead to failure. But now I find I can’t stop wanting. I want to fly somewhere on first class. I want to travel to Europe on a business trip. I want to get invited to the White House. I want to learn about the world. I want to surprise myself. I want to be important. I want to be the best person I can be. I want to define myself instead of having others define me. I want to win and have people be happy for me. I want to lose and get over it. I want to not be afraid of the unknown. I want to grow up and be generous and big hearted, the way people have been with me. I want an interesting and surprising life. It’s not that I think I’m going to get all these things, I just want the possibility of getting them. College represents possibility. The possibility that things are going to change. I can’t wait.

insurrectionarygrapefruit:

firstnoteplayed:

there-is-no-box:

nuggetsbecrispy:

aviatorshadesarecool:

cumberqueen:

trainwreckreation:

lemon-sprinkles:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

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no mom

mom no

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omygods

We got a badass over here

this post gets better and better by each reblog

this is art history at its finest

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